The Story of How My Lunch Was Created

A light lunch

Chef #1 "Hey, we have all this meat sitting around."

Chef #2 "Well then cook it."

Chef #1 "Uh, ok. With what?"

Chef #2 "Well what do we have?"

Chef #1 "We have potatoes."

Chef #2 "Ok, fry them."

Chef #1 "Should we do more?"

Chef #2 "Put mayo on it."
Chef #1 "We have cheese."
Chef #2 "Fry it."

Chef #1 "I guess we have bacon too."

Chef #2 "Ok, fry that too. And you may as well put mayo on it."

Chef #1 "Can do."

Chef #2 "Wait, didn't we have some eggs that were about to turn?"

Chef #1 "Yeah."

Chef #2 "Fry 'em."

Chef #1 "Should we put, like, a vegetable on this?"

Chef #2 "Like lettuce?"

Chef #1 "Hell no. I'll put that on the bottom where it belongs. I meant like fried onions, maybe peppers."

Chef #2 "Do it. Oh, and put some more mayo on that too."